A giveaway??!!

Am I so popular that I can afford to do a giveaway? Do I have sponsers that wish to bestow some goodies on a few loyal followers? Am I just awesome? The answer to at least one of those questions is a resounding YES! I can't tell you which one, of course.  But it is the last one.

So I do have something(s) I found recently and knew, just KNEW, that people would like to see arrive in their mailboxes.  I cannot tell you what these things are, only that they made me smile when I saw them and really wanted to pass the goodness on.  So without further ado, I would like to explain how I will choose which lucky people will get what I'm giving.

I have three things I want to give away.  That means three people have to comment on this post! That's it! That is the key to open the door to your potential giveaway success! You can post a song lyric, a joke, a Chinese proverb...I don't care! Simply post something (preferably witty) and I will pick the three best posts (best is highly subjective so be prepared to feel slighted, annoyed, cheated and miserable if you lose my gem of a prize!)

Why the giveaway now?  Well, I've had a lot of views but I only have 7 followers (thanks friends!) and I know more of you are reading my blog.   It's ok.   You can admit it.  One day you will thank me for writing my diddies.  I want to know who you all are.  I mean, I think I know who most of you are.  But for the random friends of friends, this means you too.  Please.   Make me feel special.

The more people that comment, obviously, the less of a chance you have of being one of the chosen three.  But that is ok.  If I get a lot of posts, I might even go out and buy more of the things I am talking about and mail them away too!  They are just too AWESOME not to share.